Earlier this week, two Hinge users learned that lesson the hard way after Twitter user @thechosenberg took to the platform to share a screengrab of a potential match’s profile.
“Everyone: there’s more fish in the sea
The fish in the sea:” she wrote before adding a photo depicting a user explaining that they would be undergoing brain surgery on June 27 and July 6.
Everyone: there’s more fish in the sea
— rosey (@thechosenberg) June 27, 2023
The fish in the sea: pic.twitter.com/4ybwTYq7dL
As the post began gaining traction, drawing laughs and arguably more people confused at why undergoing brain surgery would be a screenshot-able offense let alone a deal breaker, @evilclamchowder, who claimed to be the owner of the account in question fired back, reiterating that despite the implications of @thechosenberg’s post, “hot bitches get brain surgery too.”
“y’all this is my profile LMAOOO idk how this got out there but… low key honored?” she wrote in a viral reply.
y’all this is my profile LMAOOO idk how this got out there but… low key honored? hot bitches get brain surgery too https://t.co/mrq6i2V78F
— lauren (@evilclamchowder) June 28, 2023
But @thechosenberg and @evilclamchowder are far from alone. From terrible openers to certified fuckboi behavior, here are some of our favorite cursed dating app screenshots … because hot girls get brain surgery *and* deal with weirdos on the internet.
he really thought he ate that… F for effort in asking me to travel an hour to have a drink with you at a place 2 blocks from your home. drinks is so he can spend less money but it’s nighttime so he can ask me back to his place after. & as if Manhattan doesn’t have patios?! pic.twitter.com/LEwA1XKS2t
— clarke (@claaaarke_) April 8, 2023
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